tweets to american airlines are so beautiful
did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?
Me when I fight enemies in video games.
I feel like this is the GIF I have been waiting for to best sum up my boss fight strategy for every game ever. And I’m not sure which cat I am.
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
According to legend, doppelgangers (German for “double-walker”) are paranormal duplicates of a real person. They can manifest in a number of ways: You can see them out of the corner of your eye, meet them on a lonely road somewhere, or, chillingly, see them standing behind you when looking in a mirror.
They’re supposed to be BAD LUCK. They represent death. For example one night, Catherine The Great was lying down in bed when her servants said they just saw her sitting on the throne. She ordered the servants to shoot at the thing at her throne. Nothing happened but Catherine herself died shortly afterwards.
Queen Elizabeth also one day entered a room, only to see herself lying down in bed. She also died shortly afterwards. Even Abraham Lincoln took a moment to rest on his couch one evening. While lying there, he happened to glance in a mirror and saw his own visage—except that he had two faces.
A second Lincoln, pale and ghostly, was looking at him from the mirror, right next to his own face. Startled, he rose from the couch . . . and the doppelganger disappeared. He sat back down, only to see it again.
I hope you guys never come in contact with one !
Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
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^ that includes precum & menstrual blood <3
okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.
"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"
the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and weighs at least five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.
aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.