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stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

feministroosterteeth:

Ubisoft is releasing an RPG game in 2014 called Child of Light, featuring a female protagonist. Like most games with female protagonists, it’s getting almost NO marketing and therefore no hype! Check it out, share it around. It looks really cute and I think we ALL want more video games with female protagonists to succeed!

theprospitprincess:

lindsaylohac:

WHENEVER I READ THIS I KIND OF SWELL UP WITH PRIDE
LIKE YEAH KARKAT
UR THE BEST 
UR THE BEST AND MSPAINTADVENTURES WIKI KNOWS IT

It’s scary to realize Kankri is actually the mean Vantas.

theprospitprincess:

lindsaylohac:

WHENEVER I READ THIS I KIND OF SWELL UP WITH PRIDE

LIKE YEAH KARKAT

UR THE BEST 

UR THE BEST AND MSPAINTADVENTURES WIKI KNOWS IT

It’s scary to realize Kankri is actually the mean Vantas.

starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

lokidokis:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

A fiend

lokidokis:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

A fiend

collegehumor:

SPICE THINGS UP in the bedroom by DOIN’ IT WHILE YOU KINDA HAVE TO PEE!

Finish reading 5 Incredibly Simple S&M Sex Moves for Beginners

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

ultrafacts:

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bowtiesaresubzero:

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I want a TV series now. The Adventures of Spanko

bowtiesaresubzero:

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I want a TV series now. The Adventures of Spanko

pissfreak:

wingsunfurled:

this is just a big joke to you isn’t it, tumblr?

fuck. fu ck

pissfreak:

wingsunfurled:

this is just a big joke to you isn’t it, tumblr?

fuck. fu ck

bloodandroses:

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The best kidnapping ever! …. can you even call that a kidnapping??

bloodandroses:

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The best kidnapping ever!
…. can you even call that a kidnapping??

ecosynchronous:

ecosynchronous:

PROTECT and DEFEND trans women

if you put trans women in danger because you can’t help running your fucking mouth, you are the ENEMY and will be ERADICATED

if you are a cis person who scrolled past this without reblogging because you don’t feel like it’s a necessary message for your other cis friends to see, i want you to know you’ve made it that much harder to trust you

galande:

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…… excuse me I need to clean my belly button for the next forever…..

galande:

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…… excuse me I need to clean my belly button for the next forever…..

Adopt one today!